Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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