my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
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I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
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And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
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i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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