She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
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Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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