Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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