i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
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trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
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It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
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