Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
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