They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
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i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
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Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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