You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
she looked like the before picture.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
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and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
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It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Oh god it's open bar.
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