My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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