oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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