I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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