oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
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its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
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I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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