Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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