wat bout pragnant strippers??
she pinky promised me she was 18
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
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