I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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