it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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