So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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