Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
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I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
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All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
Drunk is a universal language darling
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