Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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