She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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