Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
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