I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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