Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
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come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
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I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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