I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
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He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
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I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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