Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
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Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
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You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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