oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
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Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
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just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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