No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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