Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
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he laminated a picture of his dick.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
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HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
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