I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
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