im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
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