let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
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