my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
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