I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
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She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
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I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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