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It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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