So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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