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I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
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This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
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Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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