Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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