I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
either way he was missing a nipple.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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