Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
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I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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