next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
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I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
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the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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