it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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