you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
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