Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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