protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
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I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
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We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
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