what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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