She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
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he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
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No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
We need to feng shui this bitch.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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