This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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