I like my sex mixed with concussions.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
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I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
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There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
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