O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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