just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
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