I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
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I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
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75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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