so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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