The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
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I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
I just had sex on a roof
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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