I don't think brook has ever known best
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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