It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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