Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
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